FOX SUPPORTS FOX
November 21, 2006

New York --  News Corp., the parent company of book publisher Harper Collins and the FOX network, has scheduled publication of the Vicente Fox Quesada book and television special "If I Did It."

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this is an excellent project," News Corp. Chairman Rupert Murdoch said.

In the book, the soon-to-be ex-president of Mexico tells how he would have invaded the United States, if he did it. "The first and most important thing would be to defeat any attempt to impede the invasion," Fox said. Fox describes how he and U.S. President Bush would have avoided immigration law enforcement for six years. "We would have reached a critical mass while the Americans slept," he said.

The book includes a forward by former Mexican President Zedillo.

Note: This is a parody, of course.