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MY TERRIBLE POOPY DIAPER CHILDHOOD
by H. Millard (c) 2003 - Posted 10/25/03
Since I grew up at a time before the whole friggin' country was overrun with illegal aliens, I had a terrible childhood. Because of that terrible childhood, I'm here to tell you that America needs illegal aliens. They do the work that Americans won't do. When you hear that phrase, always mentally put "white" before Americans, because that's what's meant.
Most of my childhood problems can be laid at the feet of my parents. You see, both of them were white. Yup. My mother was white. My father was white. Their parents were also white. I know that's very un-PC, but I had nothing to do with it. They were white before I could tell them that this just wasn't right and that they should have sought out someone of another race to marry. Had they done that, I wouldn't be me, but I also wouldn't be white. Also, with one non-white parent, I might not have had this terrible poopy diaper childhood.
Anyway, you begin to see the problem of my childhood. But, let me lay it out a bit more plainly. You see changing diapers is not the type of work white people do. As a result, I had dirty diapers from the time I was born until the time I was potty trained. And, I even had to potty train myself because potty training was also work my parents wouldn't do. Even after I was potty trained, I didn't like going into the bathroom because it was filthy and the toilets were constantly dirty and stopped up. This was because my parents--they were white,
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Now, I only noticed the lousy childhood I had in hindsight, and only recently. You see, when I was growing up, all the neighbors were white too, so all their kids had poopy diapers, their houses had dirty toilets and their lawns were never mowed, and all the rest.
In fact, nothing was ever done to fix anything in my home town. Everyone there was white. It was horrible. Even then, I had a feeling that I must be missing something. Diversity wasn't a common word at that time, but I know now that's what was missing. It was a terrible time. It was boring. There was no real crime and there were white people all over the place speaking English. You couldn't get away from them. Everyplace you went there were more white people. All not doing work that white people wouldn't do.
And, the cars? Don't ask. The cars were never repaired because none of the white people would do that type of work. What about the fast food restaurants? Why, there was never anyone working in any of them because that was also work that whites wouldn't do. You'd drive up to the drive-thru window and there'd be no one there to say anything in broken English that you couldn't understand and there was no one there to give you the wrong order. It was a bad time for America.
Geez, when we went grocery shopping there was never any produce in the stores. White people problem, again. White people wouldn't do any work that had anything to do with dirt and growing things. We were all pretty much starving back then.
So, I'm glad that's all behind us. Now, thanks in part to both President Bushes and to other white elites in government, we have plenty of non-white people around to do the work that we whites just won't do.
Now all we white people have to do is sit around in lounge chairs all day and be waited on by the non-white people who do the work that we won't do. Look around you. Our world has now been transformed into a Garden of Eden. Why, we don't even have to have children anymore. The non-white people have plenty of children, so we don't need any of our own. Of course, their children don't look like us, and don't have our genes, but, hey, let's not be un-PC. Another advantage in us not having children is that we've solved the poopy diaper problem even if we don't have maids. If we get bored lying around, we can have our non-white servants play croquet for us. Croquet is also work that we won't do.
What did we ever do before we had millions and millions of mostly illegal alien Mexicans here to take care of us decrepit white people? How did we ever survive? How did we eat? How did America become the greatest nation on earth? It's a real mystery.
So, three cheers for both President Bushes and all the elite politicians who want to bring in even more illegal aliens and give them amnesty. We really, really, need them. They do the work we won't do.
I'm also thinking that typing all these words is work that whites don't want to do. Maybe I can find an illegal alien who will do this work for me. And, maybe the present President Bush might not want to do the work of being president and we can find an illegal alien to do that work for him.
I know there are some out there who say that if President Bush does give amnesty (no matter what tricky name he uses for it) to millions of illegal aliens, that when such a move is added to the lousy economy he's giving us, and to his massive deficit, and to the body bags of our children killed in a meaningless military charade, he may not have to worry about working as president after the next election. They may be right.
