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THEY'RE JUST HERE TO WORK AND MAKE BETTER
LIVES FOR THEMSELVES AND THEIR FAMILIES
By H. Millard (c) 2003
Posred December 4, 2003
Carumba! I must have gotten some bad Mexican onions the other
day, or maybe one of those suspected illegal aliens working in
the fast food joints I frequent hadn't bothered to wash his hands
after using the toilet (again), and infected me with something.
Anyway, as I was lying in bed I thought I heard small voices
from the walls of my house. "We're just here to work,"
said one tiny voice. "We're just looking for a better life
for our families," said another.
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I got out of bed and turned the lights on. I went to the wall
where I thought I heard the voices and saw a bunch of termites
eating the wood of my house. Good grief!
Now, in truth, the termites were just doing what termites do.
They were just working for their families. They are not evil
or wrong in any sort of cosmic sense, but what they naturally
do just happens to be harmful to me. Good for them is bad for
me. Einstein got it right, it's all relative. Either I, as the
kind compassionate person I am, let them destroy my house, which
would be good for them, or I get rid of them, which would be
good for me.
Well, to make a long story short, I got rid of the termites,
but not before some politicians wanted to give them drivers licenses,
free medical care and a free education in the hope of getting
their votes. And, of course, I heard the usual gonadless numbnuts
sniffing that I was a speciesist and a hater. "Yeah, I've
got your species right here, numbnuts!"
Now I have another problem. Yesterday, I heard even smaller voices
saying the same things as the termites "We just want to
have better lives for ourselves and our children," said
a multitude of tiny voices. I looked and I looked, but I couldn't
find the source of the voices. Then I sneezed, and I threw up,
and I felt very sick. Good grief! It was the friggin' flu virus
talking to me. I probably got it from one of those criminals
at the fast food joint. So, now I'm supposed to die because the
flu virus wants to have a better life in my body? The hell with
that. That kind of thinking might work for some of the mentally
defective doe-eyed neurotics running around the U.S. who are
screwing up this country but I'm not buying it. I'm not checking
out without a fight.
This is my body, in my house, in my country. I don't want anything
of mine invaded by those, who by their very presence, will harm
these things. I wasn't put on this earth to be the passive host
of anything that will harm me. And, I don't give a damn if it's
termites, the virus, or illegal alien humans who are just trying
to make better lives for themselves. They have no right to harm
me. I don't care if they love their families. I don't care if
they just want to work. I just don't care. Their intent doesn't
matter a bit to me. What I'm concerned about is the effect of
their presence. Yammer, yammer, of course they all want better
lives for themselves and their families! So, damn what? Pond
scum wants a better life. Dung beetles want a better life. The
AIDS virus wants a better life. It's nature's way to have all
living things seek out places where they are more comfortable.
Flat worms in a Petri dish will move to an area of the Petri
dish where they feel more comfortable. Germs will move to bodies
where they feel more comfortable. It never ends. What the hell
are we, the universal hosts for anything and everything that
can crawl into our bodies, our homes and our nation? Is that
our purpose in life? Is that why we exist?
I don't think so.