ISLAMABAD (American Patrol)
According to reliable sources, U.S., Army "BROWN BURKAS" will invade Afghanistan this week. A new uniform will allow an entire army division to enter Afghanistan and infiltrate the Taliban with complete anonymity. Sources say the army division will be issued official uniforms similar to burkas that Afghan women are forced to wear. "Since Afghan women cannot speak or be seen, it is the perfect camouflage," said one army officer.