September 26, 2006

Virtual Nonsense
Aliens Found Hiding Near Border Camera

Screen grab from Border Hawk infrared camera -- See larger photo.

American Border Patrol
Weakness of Technology Revealed
During a pre-dawn patrol today, ABP's Border Hawk M spotted a group of suspected border intruders hiding in a wash two miles north of the Mexican border. The aliens were only two hundred yards from the nearest Border Patrol camera - but they could not be seen. The Border Hawk orbited the group for approximately 30 minutes as it guided agents to the spot. "This episode proves just how difficult it is to find people who don't want to be found," said Glenn Spencer of ABP. "We need a fence," he added.

(ABP will post a complete video report of this apprehension later today.)


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